"Can I have sweet corn for breakfast, please Daddy"
"We don't have sweet corn for breakfast, it would be a bit weird, how about a weetabix?"
"No, please I have crunchy sweet corn?"
"Do you mean cornflakes!?"
"Yes"
Hahaha...
A few minutes later...
"Would you like some toast now?"
"Yes please, with my-mite please"
Half way through toasting
"I don't want toast!"
"I just asked you if you wanted toast and you said yes. Unfortunately you will be having toast"
After a two minute meltdown...
*places toast in front of exasperated toddler*
""Ooo...! Dear God, thank you for my toast, Amen"
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